{"product_id":"i-have-to-say-weird-stuff-or-i-ll-die™-snail-crewneck","title":"I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I’ll Die™ Snail Crewneck","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eSome people have thoughts and keep them inside.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCouldn’t be us. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThis cozy crewneck features a ridiculously cute coffee-loving snail paired with the painfully relatable phrase:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e“I HAVE TO SAY WEIRD STUFF OR I’LL DIE.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically, it’s the uniform for people who overshare, say the intrusive funny thing out loud, make oddly specific observations, and somehow turn every normal conversation into a side quest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThe front features the full character design, with a matching snail detail on the sleeve and a signature VC shell detail at the neck for a little extra Velvet Chaos flair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Unisex classic fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Medium-heavy 8 oz fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Soft, cozy feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Durable double-needle stitching\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Vibrant full-front printed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Matching sleeve graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Signature VC shell detail at the neck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e• Excellent for coffee runs, couch days, errands, aquarium nonsense, and saying things that probably could’ve stayed internal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCute. Weird. Caffeinated. Unsupervised.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePerfect for quirky humans, snail lovers, coffee addicts, professional oversharers, chaos enthusiasts, and anyone whose internal monologue refuses to remain internal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eWash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to help keep your print looking its best.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eColors may vary slightly depending on screen settings and sweatshirt color. 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