{"product_id":"behold-the-divine-snail-tote","title":"BEHOLD — The Divine Snail Tote","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBEHOLD — The Divine Snail Tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eAnd God said, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBEHOLD.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e 🐌✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eFor carrying all your earthly possessions while serving an unreasonable amount of divine snail energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThis oversized tote features a gloriously dramatic celestial scene starring the true pinnacle of creation: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eone magnificent pink snail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Set against a deep black background with heavenly clouds, cherubs, lush botanicals, and enough Renaissance drama to make a museum gift shop jealous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePerfect for beach days, overnight trips, shopping, hauling aquarium supplies, or simply wandering around town carrying the Lord’s most questionable creation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e Renaissance masterpiece meets aquarium obsession meets \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-ItalicMT; font-style: italic; font-kerning: none;\"\u003ewhat the hell am I looking at?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBecause sometimes you don’t need a regular tote.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; 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